The commish recently noted in his power rankings that Sabo's team was coming off of a bad week, and to now focus on moving forward. This got me thinking about what the effects were of an especially bad week and how badly they hurt your team's overall record. My initial thinking was that it was most important to limit your damage on a bad hitting week by pitching well (and vice versa), and that to make up any sort of good ground in the overall rankings, you would need to make your great weeks count by taking 9, 10, or even 11 categories.
I went through the scores of each team in each week and quantified how good or bad each week was, and how the overall score of that week ended up (See Materials and Methods at the bottom of the post). I will highlight a few specific cases, but check out the
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1. The Peachz - Lemonade Makers
The Peachz have been frustratingly resilient throughout the years; you see their draft and laugh, you see some early pickups and you laugh, you see their record after the first go-round in the league and you laugh, and then somehow, the end up in the playoffs. Perhaps a look at how they performed in their best and worst weeks would give a clue:
Indeed, the Peachz were able to compensate for their bad hitting in week 4 against the Fooeys with dominant pitching to take the week 7-5, and they were able to outslug the Moraleseseseses in their worst pitching performance in week 1 and take advantage of the former Andruses' equally poor pitching to take the week 8-4. However, they were unable to convert their great power hitting numbers in week 9 against the Omars to more than an 8-4 victory, and did even worse when their usually dominant pitching was unable to outslug the Kurt Locker and were only able to eke out 7 victories.
What really stood out to me when looking over the Peachz records in these matchups was their consistency. Despite poor performances, the Peachz were able to add wins regardless of whether they were slugging and pitching at their best or were strug-gull-ling. In other words, the Peachz can win ugly or win pretty, but they consistently win, or at least don't ever drop an insane amount of games (except for this last week, where is Judd coming from?). Indeed, that is the key to their dominance in the league: they always manage to get just a few more victories than you do and scrape together wins in various categories each week even if they are unrelated. If you average 7 wins per contest, you will do quite well in the league.
2. The Bernabes - Follow the Guitar
If the overriding theme of the league and key to making the playoffs is to consistently win and inch your way into the bracket rather than win big occasionally and then lose the rest of the time, then the Vaya Con Bernabe team is the perfect and tragic illustration of what happens when you consistently lose and you fall farther and farther behind. The Bernabes are an excellent collection of players with some of the best pitching in the league, but they just don't have that locker room chemistry that carries teams over the top.
The Bernabes were not able to make up any ground with their ridiculous pitching when their hitting failed in week 8 against the Peachz, and they were unable to smash the ball when their pitching failed (but still won most categories) in week 5 against the Moraleseseseseses. However, even when they both hit the cover off the ball and pitched the best that they ever had in week 10, they were unable to make up any ground against the Upton Bros, falling to them 5-6-1. Looking at their weekly totals, it just seems like their great weeks don't match up with eachother: when they get the most RBIs, they can't score any runs; when they steal the most bases, they can't get any ding-a-lings. Even their vaunted pitching, so dominant, so many hitless and perfect innings, is unable to match up: with wins come high ERAs; where Ks are to be found, saves have run for ze hills. This team is a good team, they are just totally out of sync, which is causing them to drop games all over the place. Like the Peachz, who consistantly win and climb in those standings, the Bernabe are consistently losing and are thus falling farther and farther off pace.
3. The Complete Lack of Moraleses - All over the place
If the Peachz are climbing with consistent winning and the Bernabes are falling by losing the same way, the Moraleseseseses are all over the place. One week, they are losing 1-11, the next they are winning by the same score. Looking at how they have fared on their best and worst weeks, things become even more murky.
At their worst, they have dropped significant games. They dropped a total of 21 games against Omar and Ackbar when they hit and pitch poorly, respectively. Conversely, they took 8 and 8 against the Uptons and the Fooeys when they hit and pitched well. Currently, they sit second in the standings, and the majority of their games are nice 7 or 8 victories. They do, however, have these occasional but not rare major stumbles. Indeed, these types of wildly inconsistent performances have lead the Moraleses to hang with both the Matsuis and Bernabes in the basement, but also to hobnob with the Ackbars and Omar on the rooftop. How will this team play out? Will they be able to level out or will they just flame out and leave their crushing victories as little more than footnotes in a wasted season? We shall find out in about 10 weeks and, in the interim, all pray that we catch the Moraleses when they put their shoes on the wrong foot, rather than putting those shoes up your ass.
For most teams, the worst weeks come with about 4-5 wins, and the best come with 7-9 wins, but the common thread is that most of these performances are not the outliers; there are usually higher win totals when you perform worse, and lower win totals when you performed better. The key that I found when looking over all of these performances is the best single-week performances are rarely coming from the teams that are doing the best in the rankings; rather, the teams that are at the top are winning most of their matchups by small margins, but winning often. Just like the real sport of baseball and not this D&D version, teams that win 100 of their games 3-2 will end up going further than teams that win 60 of their games 15-0, but lose the remaining 100.
Materials and Methods - Each team's weekly scores were scored based on how they stood in the ranking of all of that team's scores. The best performances in a given category were given a +3 score, the second best a +2, and the third best a +1. The worst performances were given -3, -2, and -1 accordingly. All other scores were given a 0. The total hitting and pitching scores were tabulated (column AC "hitting" and AD "pitching" on the right in the "raw data" tab of the
spreadsheet), and the best and worst performances for each team were isolated. Analysis was followed by coffee, and then I concluded on the pot.